A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
girls know how to talk about music. don’t pretend like we don’t get your radical punk or your intellectual pop music. we invented that shit
Michigan, my home state
Things are messy back in Idaho.
They’re not messy here.
I haven’t been here long enough to make a mess of myself and my life.
So, I’m moving.